Backdoors & Breaches Card
“Bobby the Intern Kills the System You Are Reviewing”
This. Happens. Far. Too. Often.
Notes - No. Murder is never okay. Don’t even think that.
Bobby the Intern
By Bradley Samuelson
Frame 1 -
Jeff approaches Mike at his desk.
Jeff: How’s it coming, Mike?
Mike: Pretty good, I’m about halfway through this review… so far, so -
Frame 2 -
Both look alarmed, Mike starts to remove his headphones.
Mike: Wait, What? Where’d it go?
Frame 3 -
Both turn their heads to see Bobby the intern walking away.
Bobby: Going to lunch, boss… Don’t worry, I made sure to shut down everything before I head out.
Frame 4 -
Jeff looks at Mike, who is outraged.
Frame 5 -
Jeff holds a ready-to-fight Mike back.
Jeff: No, no… We can’t assault the interns. Go to your happy place!