The correct way to pronounce SIEM:

Bobby: SIEm

Erin: siEM

Jen: siem

Ted: siEm?

Answer: SIEM

LINUX TURF WARS:

Kids arguing on a playground.

Lily: Build Arch from scratch!

Archie: Um, actually, it’s not Linux, but GNU plus Linux!

Ashley: ONLY NANO!

Grayson: But I like CENTOS!

Emily: They’re not even arguing about the same things.

George: I just want help exiting Vim…

PUZZLE:

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